Recess: Advice to an old guy

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Sent by Paul Shaw

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer that was nearby, “What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?”

The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I would try the ATM in the lobby.”