I found this one in “Reader’s Digest.” Late one night, a policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him, “Where are you going in such a hurry?”
The man says, “I am going to hear a lecture on drinking and smoking and staying out late at night.”
The policeman asks, “Who gives a lecture on those subjects at this time of night?”
The man replied, “My wife.”
Sent by: Paul Shaw
