A kiss is needed
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Submitted by Paul Shaw
Bro. Melvin Mordecai told me this one.
A couple had been married for 60 years, and for their wedding anniversary their children gave them a trip to a marriage counselor. They were always arguing about something, so the kids decided it was time to do something about it.
The couple took the kids up on the deal and went to the counselor. He invited them into his office and started a conversation with them, and soon they were arguing just like always.
The counselor listened to them for 45 minutes. Then he went over to the woman and planted a big kiss on her lips. The couple were just flabbergasted. They didn’t know what to say, nor what to do.
Finally, the counselor looked at the man and said, “She needs that three times a week.”
By that time the old timer had regained his composure. He said, “Okay. I can bring her in on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.”